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Lil Dicky - Professional Rapper (Feat. Snoop Dogg)
 
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Latest smash off of LD's debut album "Professional Rapper." Buy the album here! - http://smarturl.it/LilDickyiTunes http://lildicky.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Video Directed by Douglas Einar Olsen Produced by Al LeVine Character Design by Douglas Einar Olsen & Leah Tiscione Animation by Sean Glaze Josh Kim Douglas Einar Olsen Cleanup Animation by Dominick DeJesus Howard Morris Michael Harding Rachel Paek Josh Kim Backgrounds by Stanley Von Medvey Rigging by Damil Bryant Compositing by Eric Binmoeller Professional Rapper: Engineer/mixer Dave Gulik (engineer) Rob Klineski (mixer) Mastering engineer Dave Kutch/The Mastering Palace Beat produced by Stan Lane Publisher Pop Up Music
Views: 152515642 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - Earth (Official Music Video)
 
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For more information on how to save the Earth go to https://welovetheearth.org To purchase or stream Earth go to https://LilDicky.lnk.to/Earth "Earth" Song: Written by: David Burd, Benjamin Levin, Magnus August Høiberg, Josh Coleman and Jamil Chammas Produced by: Benny Blanco and Cashmere Cat Mixed by: Serban Ghenea Vocals by: Lil Dicky Additional Vocals by: Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, Halsey, Zac Brown, Brendon Urie, Hailee Steinfeld, Wiz Khalifa, Snoop Dogg, Kevin Hart, Adam Levine, Shawn Mendes, Charlie Puth, SIA, Miley Cyrus, Lil Jon, Rita Ora, Miguel, Katy Perry, Lil Yachty, Ed Sheeran, Meghan Trainor, Joel Embiid, Tory Lanez, John Legend, Backstreet Boys, Bad Bunny, Psy, Kris Wu Choir Vocals by: Denise Janae, Naari Michele, Tiffany Palmer, Onitsha Shaw, George Potts, Mark Hood Drums/Percussion by: Chris Dave Choir Coordination by Anthony Evans for Sherman James Productions Music Video: Created by RYOT A full list of credits can be found here: https://welovetheearth.org/credits/ Directed By: Nigel Tierney Federico Heller Produced By: Zeda Stone Michael Broccolo Nigel Tierney German Heller Executive Producers: Mike Hertz Scooter Braun Zeda Stone Nigel Tierney Head of Story: Steven Gordon Art Direction: Ricky Baba Patrick Moss Graphic Design: Aisha Yousaf Music Video Mixer/Sound Designer: Erik Lohr Production Supervisor: Crystal Tierney Post Supervisor: Jason Alexander Business Affairs & Legal: Everett Hendler Josh Carpenter Animation Producer: German Heller Head of Production: Matías Bossié Art Director: Federico Carlini CG Producer: Santiago Tereso Animation Producers: Marco Lococo Julian Dorado Head of CG - Alejandro Turano Live Action Intro: Director - Tony Yacenda MV Executive Producer - Jacki Calleiro MD / Executive Producer - Lisa Margulis EP / Head of Production - Elizabeth Minzes Producer - Jona Ward Director of Photography - Adam Bricker Production Designer - Almitra Corey Casting - Good People Casting / Cindy Estada Editor- Patrick Tuck / Rock Paper Scissors Prop Master - Rose Leiker Prop Asst. - Christopher Labasbas Set Decorator - Lizzie Boyle Lead Person - Minh-Triet "Anthony” Nguyen Set Dresser - Andy Rines Gang Boss - Ed Lassak G+E Driver - Renee Guy MoHo Driver- Martin Perez Artist Make Up - Golden Sun Shyne Artist Hair - Andrea Jackson Cast Make Up - Jacque Piotrowski Stylist - Chloe Badawy Asst. Stylist - David Gangel Craft Services - Yaxkin Garcia Medic - Gary Gomez Studio Teacher - Phil Eisenhower Talent: Ring Leader - Vallon Deville Middle Kid - Gabriel Brown Younger Kid - Devin Carey Skater - Cree Kawa Convenience Store Owner - Jason Nott BG Talent Casting - Atmosphere Casting Trailers: Trailer Editor: Mary Ahlman Graphic Design: Ricky Baba Sound Design: Erik Lohr Website: Web Producer: Eric Day Lead Web Developer: Zach Tauber UX/UI Design: Predrag Markovic Copywriter: Jeff Sloniker Tutorial Video Editor: Mary Ahlman Tutorial Video Editor: Ryan Eakins Tutorial Video Editor: Eric Martin Sound Design: John Adams Color: Lookwell Color // Loren White VFX & Motion Graphics: DYAD // Fernando Rodriguez Animation: Teng Teng Chan Special Thanks: The Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation Justin Winters Karl Burkhart Edward Bell Scooter Braun Projects Shauna Nep Jackie Augustus Rogers & Cowan Sacks & Co Caleb Garrett Crystal Jr & Nigel Jr
Views: 164750309 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - Russell Westbrook On a Farm
 
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Lyrics were too long to fit in the description. Here's a link to where you can find them. http://rapgenius.com/Lil-dicky-russell-westbrook-on-a-farm-lyrics Stream and download RWOAF here. https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky/russell-westbrook-on-a-farm Download Dicky's free mixtape "So Hard" at: http://lildicky.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Beat - Pound Cake By Drake. Buy Drake's full album at the link below. https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nothing-was-the-same/id705503499
Views: 20549133 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - Classic Male Pregame (Official Video)
 
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Latest smash off of LD's debut album "Professional Rapper." Download the album here: http://smarturl.it/LilDickyiTunes http://lildicky.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Directed by Tony Yacenda Produced by Jim Cummings www.woodheadentertainment.com www.tonyyacenda.com Starring PJ McCabe Mike Hertz Kevin Eis Cinematography by Alan Gwizdowski www.gwizphoto.com Production Design by Charlie Textor Choreography by Kathryn Burns Edited by Brian Vannucci VFX by Brandon Sachs Color by Sean Wells Singer Nekisha-Michelle Dancers Ethan Rosenberg Leonard Tampkins Dave Child Dan Siegel Bud Galloway Everth Lopez Miller Tai James Ross Seth Hillard Song produced by Battleroy
Views: 12874207 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - Sports (Official Video)
 
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5th video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard". Download the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Sports references out the ass. Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky DP: Juli Lopez Editor: Quinn Moticka Lyrics - Shots in the club like plaxico I'm in the corner, hot like Placido's And dicky fuckin flow nuts pistachio And like Shelvin, I know how to mack a ho I got girls on ma penis Flow is the meanest Not Gilbert, but I'm sellin out arenas Do it all day A peterson Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis did I met a French bitch, big lips, and she got a body Told her put that ass on moi like nnamdi Fight like rocky, white like Roddy Hoosier Daddy all knight like Booby Hot box ride, I can barely see You know I keep ma car melo like Anthony got bigger blunts than legarrete, smoke outta Taurus put Mar kief in dat philly like Morris anybody better better than me, good try I'm the best like Jahvid, but I'm not lion Not even a tyson...no ear biting Ma pockets fat with green, so Rex Ryan I ball for the bucks like Luke Richard Mbah a moute, but I'm a fuckin superstar And if they ask LD where he wanna live Then I'ma tell 'em where markakis like Nick. Verse 2 I'm tryna get a little Kevin Love And then I see a bad bitch starin up in the club She got an ass so sweet like a cinnabun I bet dat bitch a giant freak like Lincecum And so I go and approach her We kick it like Stover End of the night, I'ma ownher, hova Liquor make a bitch feel raunchy, horny So im getting big shots, Chauncey, horry Took her back at ma Eddie House And this fine ass bitch takin off her blouse And then ma D Rose quicka than a bull at the garden Dick like James from the way that it Harden My name ain't Charles, but I pack wood son Ma dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one. She want that juice I ain't talkin bout OJ It's more like Mayo, something like OJ Okay, now her clothes are off And I can see her C pierced like her name was Paul I couldn't care less, went down feelin the flavor It was hairless, something like Villanueva Ma Rod Smart, so He Hate Me When I don't cover him up wit a safety But I coordinate that D, so I planned protection Had a Magnum Rolle like louisania tech did Put a condom on ma Ryan Braun Ma Hebrew hammer, then we got it on I was playin wit a boobie, Cavalier We even made a couple movies, Shaq O'Neil She had a real big cat, Andres Gallaraga pussy But I hit it hard, Troy Polamalu on that pussy No acting but she had a big O Oscar No PED's little Dicky ballin proper let's go. Beat - Whoomp There it is by tag Team (check out the original, legendary jam below) https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/whoomp!-there-it-is-ep/id92300586 My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
Views: 8916370 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - Ex-Boyfriend (Official Video)
 
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First music video off of Dicky's debut mixtape, "So Hard." Download the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Brian Storm on the visuals http://dreamchaser-films.com Starring Melissa Soria as Katie http://twitter.com/meet_melissa And Robert Sidney Mull III as the ex-boyfriend (even hotter in person) instagram: @robertsidneymull Lyrics Verse 1 Now I been datin this girl named Katie, she hot as hell And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it dont smell And I don't fall for chickens But this one a little different Body sickening, plus she really good at making breaded chicken got me thinkin she the one man even fully clothed, shawty really fun man get a lotta hos, but none of those come close I swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposedddd oh yeah there's one more thing and I know this shit gonna sound insane but I still haven't hit it I admit it, I wish I was kidding Never been up inside before Because shes only fucked one guy before and though I really wanna boink this whore she ma sweetie 3.14 so I'm stayin patient, and masterbating, and now ma heart is sorta racing cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating hell yeah, I'm down, i'm bout to go all out I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake But on the way to crib, we pass this kid, and he seem to know who Katie is So I say "who this" and she say dicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim" Chorus 1 and I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type but as I'm lookin at this dude I can't believe my eyes cuz he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole life He's got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod Man this the closest thing I've seen to a Grecian god And now I'm lookin at ma chick, cuz his dick's been inside her rawww Awww damn Verse 2 Man this is crazy I can't believe this guy used to fuck ma lady I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti Katie's huggin and squeezing his shoulder blades And I'm buggin and queasy, this aint okay And then they say, "let's get drinks" so I say okay Even though I was about to get laid! Man this mafucka look like Ashton Combined wit a lil Hugh Jackman In other words, he's so damn attractive So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him now I'm in the back wit him, sippin on some yak wit him And he payin for it all, he investment bankin... I'm acting, like i ain't distracted but I'm reenacting him and Katie bangin and now I'm feelin pissed, so I go and take a piss mid stream, I look left and guess who it is and I had to see, and I was mad discrete and I got on my toes and I took a little peek oh my god becky, look at that cock Chorus 2 And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type But as I'm lookin at his dick, I cant believe me eyes Because he's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my whole life And now I'm starin at this dude's soft dick with a lotta hate Because the shit is plus 8 like Jon and Kate And I don't know if I can date ma girl after tonighttttt Aw damn Verse 3 I don't know what to do dude's dick is really huge I didn't realize a penis could be so smooth I know she's missin that My penis isn't that I'm lookin closer I think that his dick has abs Six pack on a dick Now what the fuck is that It's so long and thick It's like a punching bag I'm sayin it's so shaven, head is amazing Got ma dick looking like a raisin Skin tone insane, man he's hung like saddam hussain, its craazzy What the fuck should I do? He gotta Ruth's Chris dick, and mine's a drive thru.... I think it's time to Tell Katie ma goodbyes Cuz I simply can't survive After seeing what was in between his thighs So I tell her Chorus 3 that this dude's gotta dick that I don't comprehend I had to move ma neck to see it end to end I mean the physics of his dick just don't make any sense And I think it's for the best if this comes to an end Because the sex with him must have been the best And I would say let's just be friends, but I think I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye then she told me dicky I don't really know what to say because I dated this dude in second grade so I don't know about his dick, now let's go home and get you laiddd and then I took her to ma crib, and you know that we belly slapped and I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came, I pulled out and nutted all over her left thighhh. Aww damn ☺ My mixtape (and this video) is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room. Beat - How can u stop by Cashous Clay Check out his instrumental mixtape, he's fantastic http://www.datpiff.com/Cashous-Clay-Uncleared-Instrumentals-mixtape.28553.html al green sample, check him out on itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/al-green/id99603
Views: 37070566 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - Molly feat. Brendon Urie (Official Video)
 
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Latest video off of Lil Dicky's debut album "Professional Rapper." Get Professional Rapper: iTunes ► http://smarturl.it/LilDickyiTunes Amazon ► http://smarturl.it/lildickyamazon Google Play ► http://smarturl.it/LildickyGooglePlay Spotify ►http://smarturl.it/LilDickySpotify Official Website ►http://lildicky.com Director James Lees Written By Brian Vannucci David Burd Executive Producer Danielle Hinde Producer Mark McCune DP Kate Arizmendi Make Up/Hair Kevianno Stylist Christina Flannery Production Designer Paris Pickard Bride Isabelle Loeb Editor Brian Vannucci Colorist Ricky Gausis/MPC VFX Bemo Sound Mix Alex Reeves Song produced by Yuri Beats Song Mixed by Rob Kinelski at The Fortress of Amplitude Assistant Engineer: David Baker Category Music License Standard YouTube License
Views: 50571941 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - Pillow Talking feat. Brain (Official Music Video)
 
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Do you fuck with the war? For the Stop Dabbing t shirt and Brain merch go to http://www.lildicky.com For Brain, @hardbodybrain on IG, Twitter and FB For 'Professional Rapper' the album go to https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/professional-rapper/id1005202711 ________ Written and Performed by Lil Dicky/Dave Burd "Pillow Talking" produced by Charlie Handsome and the Digital Rick Flair aka Digi Directed by Tony Yacenda http://www.tonyyacenda.com Starring Dave Burd, Taylor Misiak and Brain Director of Photography - Alan Gwizdowski Edited by Brian Vannucci Production Design - Cody Fusina Production and Visual Effects by Giant Propeller http://www.giantpropeller.com Executive Produced by Jordan Freda and Mike Bodkin Produced by Tom Quinn VFX and Post Producer - Oscar Velasquez VFX Supervisor - Marek Jezo First AD - Lyon Reese Script Supervisor - Sara Geralds Cast Lil Dicky - Dave Burd Girl - Taylor Misiak Brain - Brain God - John C Reilly Soldiers - Owen Rousu, Derek Pratt, Carlos Lopez, Isaac Lopez, Kiyano La'vin, Nick Coolidge, Sean Carrigan, PJ McCabe Crew Camera First Assistant - Erin Douglass Camera Second Assistant - Sarah Grenwald MOCO - Simon Wakely MOCO Assistant - Chris Toth DIT (Digital Imaging Technician) - Daniel Woiwode DIT Assistant - Alessia Assissi Art Director - Taylor Frost Set Dresser - Tao Grasham Property Master - Taylor Wolf Gaffer - David Cronin Key Grip - Kevin Keirstead Best Boy Grip - Vassily Grip PA - Jason Kierstead Wardrobe Stylist - Kassey Rich Hair and Make Up Artist - Liza Lash BTS Photographer - Yulia Shcherbinina Office Production Assistant - Eric Cepeda Set Production Assistants - Lars Slind, Alexxa Slind, Vickram Bhoyrul Board Operator - Phil Gailer Playback - Bob Tiwana Choreographer - Ian Eastwood https://www.youtube.com/user/DJIcon Casting by Kerry Baker Catering by Diane Timmons Animal Trainers - Barbara Edrington, Chris Edrington, Heather Long Second Unit First Assistant Director - Boma Pennebaker Second Assistant Director - Colin Weinburg Director of Photography - Steeven Petitteville Camera First Assistant - Melissa Spom DIT (Digital Imaging Technician) - Joe Hedge Art Director - Joel Sappington Gaffer - Ace Underhill Key Grip - David Nunez Best Boy Electric - Ian Crawley Dolly Grip - Mikey Gilmore Armorer - Logan Freda Wardrobe Stylist - Heather Flores Hair and Make Up Artist - Kseniya Durst Still Photographer - Morgan Schmidt VFX Supervisor - Marek Jezo Production Coordinator - Rachael Campbell CG Lead - Lubomir Timko Lead Compositor - Adam Dusa Compositor - Oliver Popellar Matchmove and Roto Artist - Lhbomir Jezo 2D Artist - Rober Hruska 3D Artist - Raphaela Klein Concept Artist - Byzwa Dher FX Artist - Ondrej Polacek, Mikas Saduskas 3D Artist - Rober Spicuk, Tomas Krizan, Dominik Liscak, Oliver Otruba, Martin Kaperak, Lukas Jankovcin, Rudo Herstek, Erik Mascak Animator - Tomas Danay, Andrea Jacevicova, Adam Sadion, Vladimir Krajniak, Lukas Figel, Marian Villaris, Standa Sekela Animation - Samuel Puchovsky, Martin Durmik Storyboard Artists - Mishi McCaig, David Green Pre-Vis Artists - Vlad Streitsov, Omrah Menkes Post Production Company - Giant Propeller Colorist - Sebastian Perez-Burchard Post Producer - Oscar Velasquez Audio Post Services - Voodoo Highway Sound Designer - David Brian Kelly Re-Recording Mixer - Richard Segal Thank you to MeUndies http://www.meundies.com
Views: 34006771 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky feat. Azadeh - Really Scared
 
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Lil Dicky Hump Days. New ish every Wednesday. Download Dicky's free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Produced by M.O. @theMOwens co - produced and Engineered and Mixed by Dave Gulik (http://soundcloud.com/shot-putting-dinosaur) Tour info: http://bandsintown.com/lildicky Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Lil Dicky is the voice of the voiceless. In an era where rap is dominated by racial, social, and economic minorities, LD decided to put the upper-middle class on his frail, Jewish shoulders. The results have been monumental. His debut mixtape, So Hard, has been categorized as “funny,” and “impressive” by his friends. A non-traditional rapper, Lil Dicky uses a mix of comedy, lyrical ingenuity, and self-deprecation to spew out entertaining and relatable content. When he was 14, he opened up for the R&B group 112 at his overnight camp. He’s been rapping ever since. Currently, he’s had sex with 4 women, but he’s hoping that number goes up with time, patience, and a positive outlook. At night, he’ll pee sitting down, due to fatigue. Join him on his quest to change rap forever.
Views: 2160285 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - $ave Dat Money feat. Fetty Wap and Rich Homie Quan (Official Music Video)
 
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Latest video off of Lil Dicky's debut album "Professional Rapper." Download the album here: http://smarturl.it/LilDickyiTunes Watch Lil Dicky create the most epic rap video, all while he $aves Dat Money! Click here for the documentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXpb20b-NQ Director Tony Yacenda www.TonyYacenda.com Producer Jim Cummings Cinematographer Alan Gwizdowski Music Video Editor Brian Vannucci Documentary Editor Brad Allen Wilde Post Supervisor Ryan Ross Colorist Sean Wells Sound Mixers Di Le Darrell Tung Second Unit DPs Adam Lee Jeff Kulig Luc Delamare Boat Girls Melissa Soria Suzanne Quast Julia Misaki Special Thanks "The Study” Hollywood AvilaVIP Mrs. “K” The Noho Diner Frosty Treats/Amp Entertainment Weedmaps Master and Dynamic RGF Productions Jash MeUndies (www.meundies.com) and Sarah Silverman Kevin Durant Dillon Francis Hannibal Buress Abbi Jacobson Ilana Glazer Mark Cuban Tom Petty Song produced by Money Alwayz Song Mixed by Rob Kinelski at The Fortress of Amplitude Assistant Engineer: David Baker
Views: 123909286 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky feat. Fetty Wap and Rich Homie Quan - $ave Dat Money (Audio Only)
 
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New single off of LD's debut album "Professional Rapper" (hits the streets 7/31). I'm tryna be driving around in my 2002 Avalon hearing this on the radio tho
Views: 24924855 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - Lion King (prod. by Mazik Beats)
 
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If a thug told the story of the Lion King, how would it go? Download Dicky's free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com The very first installment of Lil Dicky Hump Days. New videos every Wednesday. Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Visuals by Kuddy LeBlanc http://www.dreamchaser-films.com/ Beat - Beat #597 off of Mazik Beats Instrumental Mixtape "Mazik Music Volume 7" (check it out below) http://hypemixtapes.com/mixtapes/view/2270 There's also a small part from this beat by polar bear prod http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3XG38U0pzs that samples elton john, buy his music below in itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/one-night-only/id85953 in the jungle sampled as well (check out the original below in itunes) https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-lion-sleeps-tonight/id304760987 Footage from Disney's "The Lion King" (best movie ever made, buy it below in itunes) https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/the-lion-king/id442123718 My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
Views: 21763815 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - The Cypher (Official Video)
 
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Visuals for track 7 off of Lil Dicky's debut mixtape "So Hard". Download the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky http://videoways.net/ on the visuals Lyrics: See back in highschool I ain't even know I could rap So the hits late, but nobody throwin the flag Goin fifth grade wit it, Dicky opening snacks Because the kid made different like a joke in Iraq Now check it Never thought I wanna pass the bar but I gotta get fancy car so I got up on the beat, beat on it like Evander sparring partner, smarter art When I master bars These weak bitches gotta leave, dicky dissin' em all To listen to y'all is sorta like a flick in the balls Foreal tho Cuz they don't spit it real as D do The kid come first, like his dick a prequel So look If you really wanna get it, forget it, genetically better Then every pathetic competitor nettin cheddar Get in bed I'll getchu wetter than redick I bet I bend her, get her beggin, etcetera Breath, now ya man on reddit cuz I'm rappin the flames Im hands on, wayne chrebet, when I'm mackin the dames tho The lame bros, better learn to make a single Or ya mayn bout to have these rappers playin some bingoooo....yeah So whatchu talkin bout If this really stupid tell me what the fuck is walk it out If lil dicky ruin rap, they poopin on its coffin now so if you heard of a jewish rapper you know who they talkin bout ion't think I need a grammy bro I got two, and they fairly old The family, demanding, ya man be A little wary tho They know dude got a scary flow just like you do, yea except they mean it different prefer ma chicken white das for chicken and da women confessing that I'm hittin only cuz I'm nice at spittin but used to getting used, you dudes Aaliyah's kitchen (y'all get that line? As in she's dead...so aint nobody using that kitchen anymore) hold up, the kid so dumb the drink po up, he cant grow up ya man gotta thang for donuts the flow nuts, bout to make a jam, I go Russ from Okla -- getting more bread than cold cuts, whaddup bruh? that's why these hos wanna get it they been fuckin wit the kid, joe paterno assistant I'm stern wit the women I'ma a nerd but I'm hittin On these curves like it's griffey in the third wit these pitches Iight, the kids aiight, legit polite I wife, nice jews, pipe smoove, cider wit ice cubes The white dude's known to be recording it right You jabronies write a stupid chorus lighter than cubes Commercials Y'all worse than them But these lucky bitches, they ain't gotta to work again All these chickens in the crib's like a birthed a hen So I be over-cumming definition circumvent, ya dig? Cold spittin, admit it, I'm rippin shit up, like a ticket stub And givin a clinic, these bitches isn't sick enough to get up in it tho You should probly quit it bro Dude's spittin ridiculous wit it, particularly when he Be switchin the flowwwww up. Das cash and all More black in me than basketball Next line, LD's talkin vaginal The kid been hittin more walls than a raquet balllll, yeaah! So prepare for ma libido It's really fuckin scary, action Bronson in a speedo It's really fuckin scary magic Johnson near mosquitos But i'm nearly fuckin there, these bitches bout to feed me Cheetos cuz Ion't really like the mess pretty clear right here that the kike the best (that's my n word so chill) never scared, nor embarrassed, ask ma ex I gotta bone like a freak, kevin ware the sex...whoa. Y'all heard about the kid wit the jew flow And jew fro, getting mo sugar than glucose The dude so cold youda so swore he from pluto Ma head so big, it's like I'm juicing wit pujols But look if you thinkin that this jew so nice Then you so right, you rappers lookin' Bruno's type The dude's so bright, I'm rapping like a sumo fight The knee slappin' unexpected, word to Juno's tike, I'm out. Beat - Tried by 12 by East Flatbush Project (check it out on itunes below) https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/the-east-flatbush-project/id4526890 My mixtape (and this video) is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
Views: 3376796 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - Make Belief
 
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Lyrics were too long to fit in the description. Here's a link to where you can find them. http://rapgenius.com/Lil-dicky-make-belief-lyrics Stream and download Make Belief here. https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky/make-belief Download Dicky's free mixtape "So Hard" at: http://lildicky.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Beat - Wutang Forever By Drake. Buy Drake's full album at the link below. https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nothing-was-the-same/id705503499
Views: 4134268 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky and Big Daddy Gronk - Physique Vs. Technique
 
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Watch Lil Dicky use his technique to jam Rob Gronkowski despite his physique
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Lil Dicky - Too High (Official Video)
 
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Last video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard". Download the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Directed By - Mickey Finnegan www.mickeyfinnegan.com twitter.com/mickeyfinnegan Produced By - Jenn Khoe Cinematography By - Robert Lam www.bobbydp.com Edited By - Kane Richardson www.scrypictures.com Animation By - Simon Chan www.scrypictures.com Lyrics - Verse 1 Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks Im wit ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong And the dope im on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong Getting real high Watching funny videos of bill nye Tell me that this jam isn't still fly -- Bill nye theme song now im getting hungry than a muthafucka put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400 whered I put that honey mustard lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week. How long do them thangs keep? Guess I better ask jeeves go get ma computer but im staring at the damn screen Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed Now ya man is fucked... Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high Verse 2 now im freakin out up in this bitch cant control it and ma homies passin round another spliff so I bolted to the BR Consulted with the mirror Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic Cuz the weed in you beating you then all a sudden im on the toilet beating ma penis blue but I aint cummin because as im imagining fucking something that pretty girl im humping becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother or some other fucking disgusting person ma brain is bein strange, cuz im high as a plane I aint deranged, im just saying it's a violent strain So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing Man im high as fuckkkk Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high verse 3 rock hard cock, cuz im watching katy perry in her video the whole world's made of candy damn...I aint even got no candy so now at the fucking c store where ya man be torn than a mafucka peanut eminems or a twix cant commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands goddamn now im weary of the man -- yeah the cashier homeland, Nazir! s-s-s-so damn tweaked I cant even cross the mothafuckin street gotta wait until that muthafucka's green now im back up at the crib, and im laughin at giraffes long necks gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex crafted a long text, took about an hour took a scary shower, now im sitting naked on the ground man im fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up. This sucks im high as fuck. Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high outtro Beat - Holy Water by The Game (check out the Game's stuff on itunes below) https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/game/id261727947 He sampled Mala, changes https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/mala/id26485637 My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
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Lil Dicky - Spontaneity
 
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I'd start paying attention on wednesdays again. Produced by Swelly Beats Engineered and Mixed by Dave Gulik (http://soundcloud.com/shot-putting-dinosaur) Download Dicky's free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Lil Dicky Hump Days. New ish every Wednesday. Tour info: http://bandsintown.com/lildicky Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Lil Dicky is the voice of the voiceless. In an era where rap is dominated by racial, social, and economic minorities, LD decided to put the upper-middle class on his frail, Jewish shoulders. The results have been monumental. His debut mixtape, So Hard, has been categorized as “funny,” and “impressive” by his friends. A non-traditional rapper, Lil Dicky uses a mix of comedy, lyrical ingenuity, and self-deprecation to spew out entertaining and relatable content. When he was 14, he opened up for the R&B group 112 at his overnight camp. He’s been rapping ever since. Currently, he’s had sex with 4 women, but he’s hoping that number goes up with time, patience, and a positive outlook. At night, he’ll pee sitting down, due to fatigue. Join him on his quest to change rap forever.
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Lil Dicky - Free Bread at the Outback
 
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Lil Dicky Hump Days. New ish every Wednesday. Download Dicky's free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Produced by Stan Lane Engineered and Mixed by Dave Gulik (http://soundcloud.com/shot-putting-dinosaur) Tour info: http://bandsintown.com/lildicky Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Lil Dicky is the voice of the voiceless. In an era where rap is dominated by racial, social, and economic minorities, LD decided to put the upper-middle class on his frail, Jewish shoulders. The results have been monumental. His debut mixtape, So Hard, has been categorized as “funny,” and “impressive” by his friends. A non-traditional rapper, Lil Dicky uses a mix of comedy, lyrical ingenuity, and self-deprecation to spew out entertaining and relatable content. When he was 14, he opened up for the R&B group 112 at his overnight camp. He’s been rapping ever since. Currently, he’s had sex with 4 women, but he’s hoping that number goes up with time, patience, and a positive outlook. At night, he’ll pee sitting down, due to fatigue. Join him on his quest to change rap forever.
Views: 1047189 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - Staying In (Official Video)
 
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Second music video off of Dicky's debut mixtape, "So Hard". As soon as I heard this beat, I knew I had to go in on it. Shout out to Meek Mill (Philly bro) and Drake (Jewish bro). Buy their original song "Amen" on itunes at the link below. All of this is for free, for fun, and for promotional use only. See you every Hump Day. Download the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Brian Storm on the visuals http://dreamchaser-films.com Lyrics - Verse 1 Another Friday afternoon Dicky chillin in his room Got a teddy on the bed, you bet he playing little spoon Pimpin I ain't fittna move shit Bitches getting stupid But I aint getting hammered less you handing me a tool kit And yea I know the cool kids are drinkin at the bar But I just ate a chicken parm And then got faded in ma car And theres tomato on ma navel, as I'm layin in ma arms Debating if its safe to wait because bathrooms kinda far Goddamn. I don't wanna go nowhere Why the fuck these bitches call ma cell Ion't really care what the fuck they do I just wanna lay in bed and jerk off ma self Sun is going down, I bet the club been going down But I don't wanna fuck wit nuffin less it's something in the house And now I'm naked on the couch Wit raisenets in ma mouth I'm playin a stupid asian in NBA 2k12 And I'm beatin that ass wit the Utah jazz, Youjizz on the tablet, loading multiple tabs As I pack bowls, mac pro, chattin wit a black ho Dat want a redskin sack, call dat bitch orakpo Crack flow, fuckin wit a lotta fuckin snacks bro Cookies in the oven, whatcha know bout how I stack dough Chorus And I ain't got no mafuckan plans ya diggg It's Friday night and I'm stayin in Don't wanna drink, man you couldn't even pay the kid Who knew that layin in the crib would make a hit So put ya hands in the air if you stayin innnn If you don't even care what day it is Ya had a long week, roll weed, take a hit, Go on Demand, take a gander and play some shittt Verse 2 Okay ma cell is getting bombed yo Bitches want a don to come meet em greet em leave wit em, freak em at they condo ma penis like Chicago D Rose pronto But I wont be scorin less its fifa wit ronaldo Cuz I aint comin out, im getting freaky, Michael Jackson Keepin up with the kardashians As im eatin easy mac and as im peein Im seein penis wit pieces of a napkin Need to clean it, im creamin without a boo, dis aint Aladdin achu, das what the rest yall do erry time yall spit some sicknin shit the fridge gotta lil bit left in it so now im raiden sub zero to finish him damn...how you do dat there, you kickin it like lou kang here ma pubic hair super bare whatcha know about a jew wit nare and iont think I wanna brag, but stayin inside the pad was basically the greatest day that Ive had holla back if you don't really wanna pregame, and wait for cabs would rather eat a fuckin cheese cake, and take a nap I'm double bundled up under covers I'm comfy den a mafucka Bumpin to something usher, while grubbing on some fuddruckers Say I aint the man ho Playin on demand shows You can get retarded, but lil dicky think he stayin home Chorus And I ain't got no mafuckan plans ya diggg It's Friday night and I'm stayin in Don't wanna drink, man you couldn't even pay the kid Who knew that layin in the crib would make a hit So put ya hands in the air if you stayin innnn If you don't even care what day it is Ya had a long week, roll weed, take a hit, Go on Demand, take a gander and play some shittt Beat - Amen by Meek Mill feat. Drake (check out their original, amazing, song below at itunes) https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/amen-feat.-drake-single/id534976553 My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
Views: 6318473 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - White Crime (Audio)
 
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Watch the music video here! http://youtu.be/-7eA_TyogeU For the Single, "White Crime". Available Now! iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/mrl8cft Amazon Music: http://tinyurl.com/n9yamy4 Google Play: http://tinyurl.com/mh9by64 Song produced by: Roger Goodman
Views: 906856 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky  - Freaky Friday feat. Chris Brown (Official Music Video)
 
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To listen to Freaky Friday https://LilDicky.lnk.to/FreakyFriday For FF merch https://www.lildickymerch.com Directed by Tony Yacenda Edited by Brian Vannucci and Mike Small Produced by Libby de Leon, Julia Bales, Natalie Metzger, Nic Stanich and Sue Yeon Ahn Produced by DJ Mustard , Co-produced by Twice As Nice and Benny Blanco Song executive produced by Benny Blanco
Views: 524967212 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - The Big Talk (sponsored by Trojan Condoms)
 
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I'm the new face of the modern day condom I speak about the importance of protection in this Big Talk video, sponsored by the maker of Trojan Condoms. Directed by Tony Yacenda Edited by Myles Kramer
Views: 2494329 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - Kickstarter
 
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Back Lil Dicky's Kickstarter here: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/232550405/lil-dickys-kickstarter-album-videos-touring I've given everything away for free thus far, and spent my own money to create it all. To continue, I need your help. Please be my record label. Let me stay weird. Let me keep entertaining you. Let's change rap forever. I want to start a movement. But it all starts with you. WE CAN DO THIS.
Views: 879202 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - Molly (Behind The Scenes) | iHeartRadio Crashing The Set
 
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iHeartRadio's Paul Costabile crashes the set of Lil Dicky's music video for "Molly" featuring Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco. WATCH "MOLLY" ► https://youtu.be/UZkVqLjGM_I Get 'Professional Rapper' now: iTunes ► http://smarturl.it/LilDickyiTunes Amazon ► http://smarturl.it/lildickyamazon Google Play ► http://smarturl.it/LildickyGooglePlay Spotify ►http://smarturl.it/LilDickySpotify
Views: 559794 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - The Gumption
 
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Tour info: http://bandsintown.com/lildicky Lil Dicky Hump Days. New ish every Wednesday. Download Dicky's free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Produced by Rigpa DE Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Lyrics: http://rap.genius.com/Lil-dicky-the-gumption-lyrics Lil Dicky is the voice of the voiceless. In an era where rap is dominated by racial, social, and economic minorities, LD decided to put the upper-middle class on his frail, Jewish shoulders. The results have been monumental. His debut mixtape, So Hard, has been categorized as “funny,” and “impressive” by his friends. A non-traditional rapper, Lil Dicky uses a mix of comedy, lyrical ingenuity, and self-deprecation to spew out entertaining and relatable content. When he was 14, he opened up for the R&B group 112 at his overnight camp. He’s been rapping ever since. Currently, he’s had sex with 4 women, but he’s hoping that number goes up with time, patience, and a positive outlook. At night, he’ll pee sitting down, due to fatigue. Join him on his quest to change rap forever.
Views: 352348 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - Cribs LA
 
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I moved. Come see how I live now. Download Dicky's free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Brian Storm on the visuals http://dreamchaser-films.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky
Views: 1941870 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - Darwin
 
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Download Dicky's free mixtape "So Hard" at: http://lildicky.com The last new song from Lil Dicky Hump Days (for now). Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Lyrics: Man I ain't even into being curt dude But ma head blowin up like im the kurt dude And my friends getting hung up like a shirt do Now they aint the only homies fuckin wit da burd dude This for all ma homies lookin like a nerd who got a tennis serve and never broke a fucking curfew I been getting ready for confetti, from the first boo Game 6, I aint bout to finish like the spurs do Now they tryna get ya guy a deal Cuz the flow cash money, got a tyga feel All these majors coming at me like I'm tiger healed But ion't think the labels know about ya guy foreal We sittin down, kickin and riffin, diggin the sound Different from the shit dat's been spittin from typical clowns Fittna give me money in the bag and Hunnies from the mag and All the other shit they tell the dummies that can rap But the fact of the matter is I aint the rapper They used to using, confusing, abusing wit da chatter I mean the dude across the table Reppin for the label Probly never met a rapper with a business major So I am able To avoid the fatal Fate that every rapper face in they appraisal Now I got em thinkin even bartering too It's probly harder when the fuckin rapper's smarter than you I came through Same dude Same crew Same jew And I tell these muthafuckas errything that they aint knew Yain't knew? I'm about to get a grammy and leave Michael Jordan in ma genes since I been 23 Except, I ain't ball playin at all, sayin da bol Gave all it the game, he played it wrong Made the songs for the laughs cuz Funny was the path but Now I really wanna fuck these dummies in they asses Practiced Tell me I aint climbing up that rap list I bet a lot of fans'll listened to this and feel catfished Damn where da Dicky dat I used to know The goofy flow Ma dude where the humor go Well truth be told, I'll put that in a movie, show, or musical But now I'm in the studio And dudes in the booth knew that the jew can flow And if you listenin to this shit, you should know I'm too cold in this bitch To be actin a clown Fuckin around If I wanna get ma hands on the crown I'm getting down, letting the smile, beset to a frown now The kid up from the burbs bout to settle in downtown But maybe that's a bad move Maybe I'm a fucking pussy if I'm letting people tell me what I can't do Maybe all these rappers wanna wear the same shoes Get into the game and never playing cuz they can't move Now I'm thinkin what would Jordan do Back when everybody only wore a boring shoe If he settled for what every other scorer used Then you dudes wouldn't ever get the Jordan 2s I'm snoring through, ya muthafuckin tours and tunes The game needs change now, it's short a few And I don't mean to harp about the Jordan dude But there's a little bit of him in this adoring jew Of course you, listen to that thinkin I mean I'm great You mistake, thinkin of rap, and I what I want a play J wanted baseball But he nice at playin ball When he went away, we acting like he went all AWOL Always got a trade off I see Jay and Kanye the same way I see Larry David It's cliché And I know I'm gonn make it But I dunno if I prefer as Dicky or as David I guess it's sorta like the sox and bulls But I can't leave yet, gotta lot to prove But I'ma rock ma shoes, watch the toes And if it hurts, then I'ma find Dr. Scholl's And...one day, I'ma find satisfaction from rappin Or acting, or cracking up factions of black kids Adapting to whatever is in front of me And like Mike, I'ma be aight because of me One life, better think of who you wanna be It's your eyes, doesn't matter what they wanna see You do it right, you the only one you need to please You aint that alive till you doin something you believe Dis the type of shit that's making D Think twice bout the mafuckin comedy Cuz the mic got a mafucka on his knees Twerk dicky, dicky dicky twerk Beat - Jay Z - Somewhereinamerica, produced by Hit-Boy Download the real track at the link below. https://itunes.apple.com/au/album/magna-carta...-holy-grail/id669458187
Views: 1279193 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - Mean Guys
 
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In addition to rapping, Lil Dicky is an aspiring comedian and model. Here's some footage for both his reel and your enjoyment. Madden 17! What do you guys think? Could you see Lil Dicky in movies? Maybe they'll start calling him Dave just as much as Lil Dicky. Maybe he's the next Paul Rudd, or Miles Teller. But with Kanye West/Dwyane Wade's jawline. Who knows...Me? I'm just a guy he pays to type up his social media descriptions. Crazy application process, he really wants people that are super out there, have their own voices, yada yada yada. Hope I'm not overcompensating right now but I think this is what Dave hired me for. So i'm rollin with it. Have a good day. PS. It was Dave the whole time PPS don't you feel great about my future as an actor and model
Views: 4879311 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - $aving Dat Money (Documentary)
 
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See how we made the most epic rap video ever while $aving Dat Money https://youtu.be/yvHYWD29ZNY https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/pro... Director Tony Yacenda www.TonyYacenda.com Producer Jim Cummings Cinematographer Alan Gwizdowski Music Video Editor Brian Vannucci Documentary Editor Brad Allen Wilde Post Supervisor Ryan Ross Colorist Sean Wells Animated Graphics by Douglas Einar Olsen Sound Mixers Di Le Darrell Tung Second Unit DPs Adam Lee Jeff Kulig Luc Delamare Boat Girls Melissa Soria Suzanne Quast Julia Misaki Special Thanks "The Study” Hollywood AvilaVIP Mrs. “K” The Noho Diner Frosty Treats/Amp Entertainment Weedmaps General and Dynamic RGF Productions Jash MeUndies (www.meundies.com) and Sarah Silverman Kevin Durant Dillon Francis Hannibal Buress Abbi Jacobson Ilana Glazer Mark Cuban Tom Petty Song produced by Money Alwayz Song Mixed by Rob Kinelski at The Fortress of Amplitude Assistant Engineer: David Baker
Views: 3957534 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - Jewish Flow (Official Video)
 
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6th video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard." Download the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Marcus Ubungen on the visuals cargocollective.com/marcusubungen Edited by Graham Willcox VFX by Nathan Shipley Sound Design by Nic DeMatteo Lyrics - Verse 1 Okay now you already know that Dicky been about that flow all day I used to beg to get blow J's, I'm over head now, stowaway My team about that money tho, we scrappin fo that dummy dough Don't act like das yo money ho, das nacho cheese das doritos and I spit that hot shit all day long, gotta room full a hot chicks, no Krayshawn and you know they blonde, got em in suede thongs and they ass meat lookin like filet mignon you can find me, back a da club I'm wylin shots in a mafuckan mug, I'm buyin no I aint a mafuckan thug, but I will cut a rug in this mafucka carpet violence in the crib wit dat AC on no fib, ya girl up in a lacy thong Cuz the kid been known to make a racy song Dicky got it goin on like I'm Stacy's mom I'm higher than I ever been, flyer than a pelican No lie see mo vagina than a common OBGYN I'm ballin whatchu know bout that in a purple charlotte throwback hat And im merc these tracks when I heard this rap Got me actin like I'm erkel, did I do that? Hell yeah I did, you know I do it And the way they fallin for me like I'm boys wit cupid In a truck wit a slut wit a butt, get a nut, call that bitch bill buckner the way she blew it I'm high off weed and oxycodon I'ma caffeine fiend takin shots a soda Wish I was big pimpin on a yacht wit hova but I'm happy that ma girl lemme motorboat her I make this shit look easy dude I spit dat sick dat sneeze achu And who knew that baddest was a Nappy headed greasy Jew? Chorus: Dicky spit that Jewish flow Lil Dicky spit that Jewish flow Sicker than the holocaust Dat muthafuckin jewish flow That third reich raw Concentration camp cold Now we rollin in that mothafuckin dough Das dat Jewish flow Dicky spit that Jewish flow Lil Dicky spit that Jewish flow Sicker than the holocaust Dat muthafuckin jewish flow That Auschwitz sick, gas chamber kinda shit Now I got german bitches all up on ma dick Das dat jewish flow Verse 2 blowin up, you know that's DI flowin since ya boy was knee high now im grown up and yall buggin cuz im buzzin like a beehive shout out to my city, Philly, big ups to PA I went to college in VA but now I'm chillin by the bay And I got ma shit on lock, cuz I ball like a jock They attached to my balls, like a small little cock No bullshit, dicky do it big no doubt And ya girl in the whirpool, wet no draught And she get so loud, I be like slow down Lemme relish this shit girl, no kraut And then I beat that like it was a title bout And then I plant my seed that ho got plowed Ew you so nasty, lil dicky you so nasty I got green knees, why you keep yo crib so grassy? I do it how I do it baby swag out the ass And I'm shittin on you dick heads like a drag the asshooole Don't cha know my girls DTF And they pretty damn fine das PDF I'ma open that, I'ma cum press that I got Adobe Acrobat Ma homies say that pussy takes a toll on dudes But my EZ pass dick just slides right through ooo Chorus: Dicky spit that Jewish flow Lil Dicky spit that Jewish flow Sicker than the holocaust Dat muthafuckin jewish flow That third reich raw Concentration camp cold Now we rollin in that mothafuckin dough Das dat Jewish flow Dicky spit that Jewish flow Lil Dicky spit that Jewish flow Sicker than the holocaust Dat muthafuckin jewish flow That Auschwitz sick, gas chamber kinda shit Now I got german bitches all up on ma dick Das dat jewish flow Verse 3 You know that dicky bout to bubble up fresha than a mothafuck I gotta gang a bitches, whatchu know about a cluster fuck The back of the crack of that ass is poking outcha pants I'ma crack from the back and ejaculate all on that ass N'amsayin I'm cool ass mafucka try to see me If you want ma life, better find a genie In the club tryna choose, but I'm bein greedy so you know I pick six like a deion TD cuz I got that swag that y'all don't have is that yo girl, das ma bad The sickest shit out two lips, heavy flow, I spit vagina flaps Chorus: Dicky spit that Jewish flow Lil Dicky spit that Jewish flow Sicker than the holocaust Dat muthafuckin jewish flow That third reich raw Concentration camp cold Now we rollin in that mothafuckin dough Das dat Jewish flow Dicky spit that Jewish flow Lil Dicky spit that Jewish flow Sicker than the holocaust Dat muthafuckin jewish flow That Auschwitz sick, gas chamber kinda shit Now I got german bitches all up on ma dick Das dat jewish flow Beat - Jesus is Waiting by Cashous Clay My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
Views: 5911360 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - Earth Tutorial: The Problem
 
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For more information on how to save the Earth go to https://welovetheearth.org To purchase or stream Earth go to https://LilDicky.lnk.to/Earth
Views: 1293765 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - Earth Tutorial: The Food Solution
 
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For more information on how to save the Earth go to https://welovetheearth.org To purchase or stream Earth go to https://LilDicky.lnk.to/Earth
Views: 268090 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - Lemme Freak Audio
 
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WATCH THE VIDEO HERE: http://youtu.be/ocGiulPm3IU Cop it on iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/mefjtcb
Views: 528524 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - First Shows Ever (Ep. 3)
 
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Last episode of "First Shows Ever". Download Dicky's free mixtape "So Hard" at: http://lildicky.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky
Views: 734696 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - Behind The Dick Episode 1
 
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This is the first episode in a series of Behind The Dick tour videos for rapper Lil Dicky. Edited by Myles Kramer
Views: 367769 Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky - I'm Right
 
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Lil Dicky Hump Days. New ish every Wednesday. Download Dicky's free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Directed by Alex DelVecchio Produced by Rigpa DE Engineered and Mixed by Jeff Fitzpatrick Tour info: http://bandsintown.com/lildicky Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Lyrics: Verse 1 I guess I could tell you I’m blowing up big and I’m bout to get money Although I ain’t joking America also to agree that I’m funny The rapping, you like it, oh this that’s just some shit I picked up in my twenties I’m really a writer, you knew it, it’s stupid, I got an 800 Come fuck wit dat Lil ho come fuck wit dat Honestly I could have had whatever fuckin job I wanted in the country But I fuck wit rap Real shit bro I fuck wit rap And ion’t mean it like I fuck with that I mean it like I run amuck in dat I talk about somebody cock and I buzz off that Namsaying I’m the man right now Act like ya man playing right now Act like I ain’t get 100 grandin in from the fans right now Act like I ain’t planned that out Act like I’m not about to get them bitches from the mag Picture dat right, cuz I rap nice, I’m attractive to that type Living dat life, and I’m naturally dat likeable Dat right dimple not like the left but it’s barely worse Bitches playing marry fuck kill Inevitably become Mz. Burd Go head and fuck em, I’m real And my jumper is ill Y’all got swag, but I got reservations You just boys and I’m the voice of my generation Chorus Run it back Homie talking shit, pipe down Ion’t care bout history im the shit right now You can tell me that I’m brash but it’s hardly a fight I’ve been tryna tell you hos I ain’t cocky I’m right Swagga on a hunnid milligram I can play the villain fam Put your boy in any room I swear to god he still the mannnn Lil homie I am Obama You the man among some bitches buncha lyin Juwannas Flex Run it back Homie talking shit pipe down Ion’t care about history I’m the shit right now You can tell me that I’m brash but it’s hardly a fight I’m been tryna tell you hos I ain’t cocky I’m right I ain’t cocky I’m right I ain’t cocky I’m right Everything I say I do and I aint stopping tonight Swagga Swagga Swagga Swagaa Verse 2 I never done acting but somehow I still get auditions for movies The last one I went after Bob Odenkirk and that’s Saul if you clueless The way they react to my rapping it show me it’s bigger than music At shows they be laughing then dancing they never seen anyone do this Come fuck wit dat Lil ho come fuck wit dat was in the number one department in the country I was one up in my class coulda run wit dat Biz week coulda run wit dat Then Lil D had a run wit ads Lil D wrote couple for the League got em on TV Then was done with that Y’all high I’m matterhorn And no offense I matter more The rec league like Steve, LD winning back to back With scattered blacks, then smack y’all in scattegories You in a trash like category I’m getting ass no statutory You seeing red I’m matadoring Ya rap is boring and wack deplorable Lack the morals that make mine allegorical I’m the mafuckan man of my time right now Got ya whole team lookin atcha man like DAMN Das LeBron Das Durant Das Assange Das your Aunt On my cock Say I cant Even parents fuckin wit me Bro I’m so comfy wit myself but here, snuggle wit me Chorus Run it back Homie talking shit, pipe down Ion’t care bout history im the shit right now You can tell me that I’m brash but it’s hardly a fight I’ve been tryna tell you hos I ain’t cocky I’m right Swagga on a hunnid milligram I can play the villain fam Put your boy in any room I swear to god he still the mannnn Lil homie I am Obama You the man among some bitches buncha lyin Juwannas Flex Run it back Homie talking shit pipe down Ion’t care about history I’m the shit right now You can tell me that I’m brash but it’s hardly a fight I’m been tryna tell you hos I ain’t cocky I’m right I ain’t cocky I’m right I ain’t cocky I’m right Everything I say I do and I aint stopping tonight Swagga Swagga Swagga Swagaa Lil Dicky is the voice of the voiceless. In an era where rap is dominated by racial, social, and economic minorities, LD decided to put the upper-middle class on his frail, Jewish shoulders The results have been monumental. His debut mixtape, So Hard, has been categorized as “funny,” and “impressive” by his friends. A non-traditional rapper, Lil Dicky uses a mix of comedy, lyrical ingenuity, and self-deprecation to spew out entertaining and relatable content. When he was 14, he opened up for the R&B group 112 at his overnight camp. He’s been rapping ever since.
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Lil Dicky - Ex-Boyfriend Deleted Outro
 
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Just some bonus content for the Dickheads. Download Dicky's free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Lil Dicky Hump Days. New ish every Wednesday. Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky
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Lil Dicky - First Shows Ever (Ep. 1)
 
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Get an inside look into my first shows ever. Download Dicky's free mixtape "So Hard" at: http://lildicky.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Beat by Stan Lane
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Lil Dicky - Behind The Dick Episode 2
 
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Edited by Myles Kramer
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#AskDicky Responses powered by Beats by Dre
 
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Brought to you by the great folks at Apple Music and Beats
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Lil Dicky - Behind The Dick Episode 5
 
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Edited by Myles Kramer
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Lil Dicky (feat. Michael Christmas and Rockie Fresh) - Would You Believe That
 
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Lil Dicky Hump Days. New ish every Wednesday. Download Dicky's free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Buy lemme freak on itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/lemme-freak-single/id919624040 Produced by Stan Lane Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Lil Dicky is the voice of the voiceless. In an era where rap is dominated by racial, social, and economic minorities, LD decided to put the upper-middle class on his frail, Jewish shoulders. The results have been monumental. His debut mixtape, So Hard, has been categorized as “funny,” and “impressive” by his friends. A non-traditional rapper, Lil Dicky uses a mix of comedy, lyrical ingenuity, and self-deprecation to spew out entertaining and relatable content. When he was 14, he opened up for the R&B group 112 at his overnight camp. He’s been rapping ever since. Currently, he’s had sex with 11 women, but he’s hoping that number goes up with time, patience, and a positive outlook. At night, he’ll pee sitting down, due to fatigue. Join him on his quest to change rap forever.
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Lil Dicky - Earth Tutorial: The Nature Solution
 
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For more information on how to save the Earth go to https://welovetheearth.org To purchase or stream Earth go to https://LilDicky.lnk.to/Earth
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Lil Dicky - Earth Tutorial: The Energy Solution
 
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For more information on how to save the Earth go to https://welovetheearth.org To purchase or stream Earth go to https://LilDicky.lnk.to/Earth
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Lil Dicky - Professional Rapper Album Trailer
 
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Album coming 7/31/15 preorder here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/professional-rapper/id1005202711 Visuals by Phillip Lopez IG - @el_mustachios Beat by Stan Lane - www.soundcloud.com/stanlane
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Lil Dicky - Outtakes
 
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Outtakes from my first 4 music videos. Download Dicky's free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Lil Dicky Hump Days. New ish every Wednesday. Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky
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Lil Dicky - Behind The Dick Episode 4
 
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Edited by Myles Kramer
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Lil Dicky - Behind The Dick Episode 3
 
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Edited by Myles Kramer
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Lil Dicky - Earth Trailer
 
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4.18.19 at 9M PT to pre-save Earth click here https://LilDicky.lnk.to/Presave #WeLoveTheEarth
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Lil Dicky - Pillow Talking feat. Brain Official Trailer
 
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Official music video for Pillow Talking feat Brain coming April 12th.
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